Gabbin’ Geezers Caption Contest

Posted by on Nov 16, 2011 in Illustration, News | 19 Comments

I found this unpublished gem looking through some old work files yesterday, and I think it’s got too much potential to waste. I’m planning on submitting this toon for publication asap, but I need your help! Here’s the deal: you submit your best caption for this toon, I pick the outrageously hilarious winner, and we get published in some lucky yet-to-be-determined national publication. Sound good? I agree.

So let’s have ’em! I’ll be picking a winner at 12:00 noon on Wednesday, Nov. 23, and the lucky guy/gal will receive a $10 iTunes giftcard (and local worldwide celebrity)! Enter your caption in the comments section below to be entered to win!

PS – Keep in mind, this is a family show, so keep it relatively clean, por favor. The old guys are sitting in a church pew, fercryingoutloud.

19 Comments

  1. Curt
    November 18, 2011

    You might want to know, the last 3 people that set there have died. Enjoy the service.

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  2. Curt
    November 18, 2011

    Mind passing the chicken?

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  3. Lindsey Pettyjohn
    November 18, 2011

    “Sorry…That’s not the incense.”

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  4. Mikemphoto
    November 19, 2011

    “So I says footwashin’ or no footwashin’, I ain’t clippin’ my toenails!”

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  5. Richard Harvey
    November 21, 2011

    “Turns out my prostate is this big.”

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  6. Lindsey Pettyjohn
    November 21, 2011

    “Can you break a five?”

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  7. Matthew plett
    November 21, 2011

    These class reunions aren’t getting any bigger, are they?

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  8. Matthewplett
    November 21, 2011

    Lighten up man, it’s the 90s…..right?

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  9. Matthew Plett
    November 21, 2011

    Does this eyebrow make me look old?

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  10. Jacob Wasson
    November 21, 2011

    Yeah, I’m Hungryforlove68 and I know my profile photo is a little misleading.

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  11. shad grile
    November 21, 2011

    We were kids the last time Michigan beat Ohio state. This might be our year.

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  12. Doll
    November 22, 2011

    “….so there I was, smack in the belly of this whale…..”

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  13. Rjryan
    November 22, 2011

    I got it at Walmart. It’s called Just for Men Eyebrow coloring.

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  14. jk
    November 22, 2011

    Did he just say Wednesday night bingo is canceled? There goes date night!

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  15. Ben Rudolph
    November 23, 2011

    “Trim them she says. I say no way! I can fit my iPhone up there to watch the game.”

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  16. ChrisMiller
    November 23, 2011

    Where does it say in the Bible that it’s a sin to break wind at church?

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  17. joe vo
    November 23, 2011

    What does “Super Bass” mean? She said I have that.

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  18. Blog of Indiana Designer and Illustrator Christian Elden | christianelden.com/blog
    November 23, 2011

    […] The Winner Is… First of all, thanks to all who participated in the caption contest! There were some great ones to pick from that made it a very difficult decision! But, being a […]

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  19. christianelden.com | The online home of designer & illustrator Christian Elden » And The Winner Is…
    August 7, 2012

    […] of all, thanks to all who participated in the caption contest! There were some great ones to pick from that made it a very difficult decision! But, being a […]

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